Whats all the fuss about binge drinking?

Oh my good do i feel bad today! Had such a goodtime yesterday, who would have thought getting absolutley wankered with money you havn't earned would be so much fun? I went out at about 1;15 pm and went to a proper old mans pub, real ale, pipe smoking & horse racing, it was ace. I bet £5 on Liverpool to win 2-1 and guess what, they fucking did. How awsome am i? I could call myself gypsy lee and wear a turban and perdict football scores ( could i make a career from that? hhhmmmmm......) i'd make a fortune. Anyhow, i got £55 from the bet so decided to blow it all on booze,yay for me ,Santa Booze! Matt , Catherine and Luke came out, i always have so much more fun when those guys come out & james came out for a bit too, with his "camp ones"t-shirt, yay. You need to drink with us all the time, sod your uni work & your futures , become full time winos and drink meths out of paper bags whilst sitting in the square swearing at little kids & old people (old people and kids are easy to scare, i know. scaring them is my hobby) just imagine the fun. Anyway thats enough for today, i have to go get ready to play football. bye y'all Oh p.s. thanks for leaving my first comment Catherine!