Bareback Mounting

Right, first off all i don't know if this is gonna publish coz i've alredy tried posting this morning & it wouldn't work. I have just had the nicest sandwiches ever, bacon & red jalapinho(i reckon i spelt that wrong) peppers. I made it myself coz i was bored but they were good! Football was wicked last night, i'm really glad Matthew & James came . You will come again, THATS AN ORDER SOLDIERS! Actually how cool would it be if you 2 were my personal army,my army of retards( i know you aint retards really but just let me have my fantasies & i'm sorry if anyone finds what i'm saying about people less fortunate than ourselves offensive but hey,screw you i'm having fun), anyhow back to my 2 little soldiers, we could zoom about in motorised wheelchairs and shout our names at random passers by, a bit like Timmy. Can you imagine Matt in his chair shouting "MATTY" and drooling, haha oh dear that would be chucklesome. Oh i had the best idea for a film, it could potentially make me millions, its about the adventures of 5 lesbian cowgirls (the erotic adventures if you will) & i'd call it Bareback Mounting (just imagine a sluttier version of that pic. is Brokeback Mountain a real film?I'd watch it for that list of women!). I know not many shops would stock it (only specialist outlets that are frequented by old men in macs) but you know you'd want to see it. There was a Nevermind the Buzzcocks marathon on Sky last night, Mark Lamaar is wicked. Not many people make me laugh out loud and spit orange juice everywhere( actually i just went to the fridge, took a gob full and then spat it out just for a laugh) but he manages it( that was a lie about the random spitting of oj i was drinking it and its hard to keep it in your mouth when you are laughing),well done that man! Oooh i'm back at work tomorrow, should be fun. Havn't been for a couple of weeks while i have been sorting out a new car, only problem is i have to get up at 4;45am. How shit is that? Thats enough for now, but kaz if you (or anyone else for that matter) read my blog please leave a comment, don't just tell me i'm odd next time you see me. Oh before i forget i hope you didnt break your finger Matt, i broke mine a couple of months ago( well actually george broke it for me) and its still slightly swollen and painfull. Catherine, make him go to hospital if its all bruised and swollen. Take care y'all bbbbyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee x