I can't think of a witty title but it should involve sick!

Good day to you all, i have just got up and am feeling extremely chirpy. I have finished work till wednesday so that might have something to do with why i'm in such a good mood, also i'm taking devil boy (thats my 5 year old brother) to Johnny's Fun Factory and that place always makes me feel like a 10 year old. If you've never been its like a much better version of The Wacky Warehouse, i had my 7th & 10th birthdays there & they rocked! Its just full of slides,bouncy castles, ball pools and tunnels. I might try to sneak in and hang with my bro, do you reckon anyone will notice a 6 foot tall 23 year old playing in a ball pool? Last night at work was mental, it was like a war zone and clumsy fuckwit here slipped in sick! I wasnt a happy bunny, it's a good job i take spare uniform with me( its a dirty job but somebodys got to do it). Actually last night was full of bodily fluids, we had sick boy who was the funniest, drunkest person i've seen in my life. He was all scared because he had drunk 4 shots of absinthe and his uncle had told him you can die from 2 shots. I felt evil laughing at the poor boy but it was so funny. After sick boy i went round to search a bloke, he was soaking. Absolutely sodden ( how good a word is sodden, i didnt even look in a thesorus or anything for that one, i might have spelled thesorus correctly if i had) he was a big bloke so i thought try and be funny coz i didnt want to end up scrapping, i said something like " you couldn't miss a mouth that big with your pint, could you?". By this point i had started searching him and he turned round and said "it aint beer ,its piss". For fucks sake ,i get all the best jobs! I made my mind up about going out tomorrow after them 2, i'm gonna go out and get absolutely bladdered! Right then, i'm off to the shops to buy American Dad so i shall speak to y'all soon. see ya!