Return of the mac

YAAAAAAAY!!!!!! I'm back, did you miss me (as much as a hole in the head i bet)? I have no excuses for my blogging slackness recently i have just been too lazy after work. Not a great deal has happened to be honest except i have been chatting to a really cool girl from Norway who really liked my blog( hello Cat!). It has just been a typical working week. But i'm off work now till Thursday then i only have to work that day then i'm off till the Friday after, yay for me being a lazy cunt! I had quorn(did i spell that correctly?) sausages today, they were really good! Even better than real sausages, that was shocking. You veggie types are doing alright, most of you look malnourished but you do have tasty sausages so i will forgive your freakyness. While i'm talking about food.... Catherine, when can we go to the Whale Tail? I want to eat like a rabbit! I don't know if any of my friends have noticed this but over the last few weeks my sense of humor has become a little darker(if thats possible) and i have (jokingly) been taking the piss out of people (much more than usual) and some off it has been quite nasty. I'm saying this coz i feel a little apology may be in order to anyone who i have offended recently (especially Kaz, i know you aren't from really Turkey and i'm sure you aren't really the result of a split condom) and i shall try to rectify the problem so the lovable, cheeky chappie you all know and love will be back to normal(or normal for me anyway)soon. Right, just to change things slightly. I have decided that i hate my hair at the moment, shaving my long locks was the biggest mistake i ever made and my hair is growing far too slowly now! This is really grinding my gears now. One last thing before i go, two actually . First a blog Catherine introduced me to has returned (its not spam, YAY) i shall keep on reading the ramblings off little Jen (its great reading what people i dont know get up to with their lives). Secondly, i really want a wasp hand (and a wooly hat with a peak, but thats a different want for another time), what a wasp hand is is a yellow and black stripey arm warmer. I have looked all over the tinterweb for one but cant find one so if anyone knows where i can get one or wants to make me one let me know. Okay its 2a.m. & i am off to bed. byebye x