Put The Mouse Back In The House

Good morning or afternoon, whatever. Hows you all doing? First off all i'm a bit pissed off coz the computer mouse isn't working properly and the new one hasn't arrived yet,its well annoying( i almost swore then, thats how bad it is). I found some wasp hands on ebay,YAY!!!!!! The only problem is they only except Pay Pal(the bastards, is it bastards or basterds?Hhhmmm) and i hate Pay Pal so i will have to find some kind soul who will order them for me and i will give them the cash. Ooh that reminds me, next time i see Catherine i need to ask a couple of huge favours(actually they aint that big, you dont even have to leave the comfort off your home.You could if you wanted too but it isn't necessary), i need to ask before Wednesday though.Speaking of Wednesday, what a wicked day that promises to be. first i get Tuesday night payed to be off work then i have to do my OST refresher course( thats my fighting training for work) which is loads of fun except for they spray you with cs gas which is horrible stuff.Then when i get home i am going out to get very drunk with Matt and Catherine to celebrate the end off her exams, well done you. What else have i done recently,hhmmmmm. Ah i spent £31.50 just to piss kaz off(actually it wasn't just to piss him off that was just an added bonus). I got up tother day at 2p.m.ish(i wasn't being lazy i was working nights and didnt get to bed till 8a.m.)and decided to go to my favourite sports shop in Preston to buy the Mexico football top. mexico just happen to be playing Iran in the world cup(hence why me driving all that way for a mexico top annoyed the wee arab)so me and kaz have a £10 bet on the winner of that match.I'm watching that one with Kaz and Javad.Haha thats gonna be as funny as watching a camp man with no hands tring to climb up a greased up pole away from hungry, man eating crocodiles.How's that for a bit of imagery you english(the subject not the counry men)freaks!!!! I cant really leave without mentioning Big Bro(that would just be rude), i am ashamed to say that i'm addicted to it even though they are a bunch off knob heads. At the moment i hope either Pete or that manc nip win. I'm off to go and buy a kitkat so i can win a golden ticket and get into that house(i'd make ace tv), tatty bye x

Saturday nights alright for fighting

Hello, i'm still being a little slack with keeping up to date with my blog. Sorry(i must try harder!). First of all Saturday night is not all right for fighting(unless its for your right to party!), infact there is never a good time to fight. Hey i'm a lover not a fighter, what can i say. Right though, on saturday night me and Dave had been to watch the football(what a fucking game that was, Stevie G is a god!)in the pub then we were feeling peckish so thought we would go get pizza from Dominoes. We ordered then stood at the back of the shop, we had been there for less than a minute when some drunken wanker walks in ,takes one look at my Liverpool shirt and starts calling me a "scouse cunt". Now there were other people in the shop so Dave and I( for you punctuation and grammer freaks) thought rather than cause a scene we would leave and come back 20 minutes later when the food was ready. The tosser had other ideas and follwed us outside where he tried to kick me, seeing my oppertunity to make him look a bigger twat than he already was i caught his foot and pushed it up into the air causing him to fall on his back.I would have felt ever so smug but i fucked up my finger in the process and am typing this with the biggest bandage in the world on my hand. Turns out i have damaged the ligaments in my finger and my knuckle is now on the side of my finger. Thats another thing, how dissappointing was that fucking x-ray machine? I was expecting a big song and dance and all i got was a shitty little flash(not this lousy t-shirt, i paid good money for this). On another note, the hen party was awsome. I spent most of the night dancing with Sal(who might be moving back to Lancaster, fingers crossed) but i got on with all the bunny girls so thank you all for an awsome night. Lastly for today, 12:30 thursday for lunch sounds good to me Catherine and it must be my hair that makes me nice coz now that i have to style it again i've started being abit nicer to everyone. Oh, if i dont see you before good luck with your exams.Not that you'll need it, i'm sure you'll do awsome. bye everyone x

Return of the mac

YAAAAAAAY!!!!!! I'm back, did you miss me (as much as a hole in the head i bet)? I have no excuses for my blogging slackness recently i have just been too lazy after work. Not a great deal has happened to be honest except i have been chatting to a really cool girl from Norway who really liked my blog( hello Cat!). It has just been a typical working week. But i'm off work now till Thursday then i only have to work that day then i'm off till the Friday after, yay for me being a lazy cunt! I had quorn(did i spell that correctly?) sausages today, they were really good! Even better than real sausages, that was shocking. You veggie types are doing alright, most of you look malnourished but you do have tasty sausages so i will forgive your freakyness. While i'm talking about food.... Catherine, when can we go to the Whale Tail? I want to eat like a rabbit! I don't know if any of my friends have noticed this but over the last few weeks my sense of humor has become a little darker(if thats possible) and i have (jokingly) been taking the piss out of people (much more than usual) and some off it has been quite nasty. I'm saying this coz i feel a little apology may be in order to anyone who i have offended recently (especially Kaz, i know you aren't from really Turkey and i'm sure you aren't really the result of a split condom) and i shall try to rectify the problem so the lovable, cheeky chappie you all know and love will be back to normal(or normal for me anyway)soon. Right, just to change things slightly. I have decided that i hate my hair at the moment, shaving my long locks was the biggest mistake i ever made and my hair is growing far too slowly now! This is really grinding my gears now. One last thing before i go, two actually . First a blog Catherine introduced me to has returned (its not spam, YAY) i shall keep on reading the ramblings off little Jen (its great reading what people i dont know get up to with their lives). Secondly, i really want a wasp hand (and a wooly hat with a peak, but thats a different want for another time), what a wasp hand is is a yellow and black stripey arm warmer. I have looked all over the tinterweb for one but cant find one so if anyone knows where i can get one or wants to make me one let me know. Okay its 2a.m. & i am off to bed. byebye x

To play or not to play

Hello to you all. I'm feeling really tired today, still recovering from Sunday night. It was a pretty funny night though, kaz & dave had their usual falling out(Dave really needs to sort himself out or stop drinking coz its starting to get really annoying when he gets drunk then goes off in a huff)and Dan was just fucked. When we got back to Kaz's at 5ish he was lying on the bathroom floor and had been sick on the carpet. Well done Dan , good hussle! We went to Rileys at the end of the night with some random guy from Manchester, he was very cool & looked like a tramp or Alex Zane. I asked the bar man in Rileys for a hug and the nice guy gave me one (i also got hugs from 4 or 5 girls in there). I'm trying to decide wether or not i want to start playing rugby again, i do really want to but work is gonna mean i miss training or matches some weeks so i'm not sure what to do. I lost my bank card this morning ( i put it down to tiredness), i went to the bank and used my card to pay £280 on my credit card and then i put the card in my pocket coz i was planning on using it again 5 minutes later. I got to the petrol station put £30 of diesel in and when i went to pay i couldn't find my card( i had a proper blonde moment). Luckily my mum is the boss there and she paid for me. I went back to the bank and put a stop on my card then went home for my dinner (which was chilli and it was good although i may suffer a bit of ring sting later), while i was eating my mum rang and said she found my card on the floor next to the till (again i felt very blonde indeed). I'm back at work tomorrow(BOOOO!), why do my 4 days at work always feel longer than my 4 days off? Thats enough for me today bye