What's The Story In Banchory...............

Hello, hello , hello....It's good to be back. I bet you all thought i'd died or something. Well i havn't( obviously or who the hell is writing this?) and i havn't been in a coma either. I'm not gonna go into too much detail about why its almost been 3 months since i blogged coz that would be boring (not that my rantings aren't boring anyway) but theres been shit at home, tons of work(i did 68 hours last week) and everything and everyone has been pissing me off. So there you go, thats why i havn't been around. Did anyone miss me?
Next up on my list of things is Banchory. Now a quick geography lesson for the not so bright people among us (i'm included in this catogory but i am shit hot at geography so ner ner!!!!) Banchory is a very small, very quiet town near Aberdeen(about 20 miles away). Banchory also happens to be where alot of my family live. It's my uncle's 50th birthday party about a week before my birthday and ton's of us are making the trek up there, its gonna be good. I'm stopping at my cousin's home, she's really cool. Probably the most similar person to me in my family.
Speaking of birthdys, its mine in a few weeks.24! fuck me sideways, i'm gonna be old. Dan is supposed to be organising a trip to preston on the 30th of September, (its a few days after my birthday but thats okay)so if you fancy coming, anyone! Let him know.
Oy yeah, i just went to see Snakes On A Plane earlier tonight.I fucking love that film and encourage everyone to get your ass to the cinema to see it.Its totally stupid,no brain needed and unintentionally hilarious but its one of the best films i've ever seen.I really want to go back and watch it again now. Apparently the cinema i watched it in is closing down tomorrow aswell. Thats well sad, theres so many cool memories at that place like going to watch the Little Mermaid(my first ever trip to das kino(a little bit of german there.See you learn stuff when i'm around!!),me, Cochers,Thorny and Dan going to see the re-release of Star Wars, me and Dan watching Bevis and Butthead Do America plus countless dates there(the most memorable was taking Eleanor Le Petit Pois(thats what Kaz and Dave called her, not her ctual name) to see The Exorcist).I'm really gonna miss that place and the new place won't be as good. Us small town, hick folks don't like change!
Oh before i go i have a quick question......how the fuck did the phrase "shit hot" come about coz if you think about it theres so many hotter things than poo. Me for instance or a fresh sausage roll from Greggs or a volcano?
Anyhows i wont leave it so long this time(i promise) cheerio