Put The Mouse Back In The House

Good morning or afternoon, whatever. Hows you all doing? First off all i'm a bit pissed off coz the computer mouse isn't working properly and the new one hasn't arrived yet,its well annoying( i almost swore then, thats how bad it is). I found some wasp hands on ebay,YAY!!!!!! The only problem is they only except Pay Pal(the bastards, is it bastards or basterds?Hhhmmm) and i hate Pay Pal so i will have to find some kind soul who will order them for me and i will give them the cash. Ooh that reminds me, next time i see Catherine i need to ask a couple of huge favours(actually they aint that big, you dont even have to leave the comfort off your home.You could if you wanted too but it isn't necessary), i need to ask before Wednesday though.Speaking of Wednesday, what a wicked day that promises to be. first i get Tuesday night payed to be off work then i have to do my OST refresher course( thats my fighting training for work) which is loads of fun except for they spray you with cs gas which is horrible stuff.Then when i get home i am going out to get very drunk with Matt and Catherine to celebrate the end off her exams, well done you. What else have i done recently,hhmmmmm. Ah i spent £31.50 just to piss kaz off(actually it wasn't just to piss him off that was just an added bonus). I got up tother day at 2p.m.ish(i wasn't being lazy i was working nights and didnt get to bed till 8a.m.)and decided to go to my favourite sports shop in Preston to buy the Mexico football top. mexico just happen to be playing Iran in the world cup(hence why me driving all that way for a mexico top annoyed the wee arab)so me and kaz have a £10 bet on the winner of that match.I'm watching that one with Kaz and Javad.Haha thats gonna be as funny as watching a camp man with no hands tring to climb up a greased up pole away from hungry, man eating crocodiles.How's that for a bit of imagery you english(the subject not the counry men)freaks!!!! I cant really leave without mentioning Big Bro(that would just be rude), i am ashamed to say that i'm addicted to it even though they are a bunch off knob heads. At the moment i hope either Pete or that manc nip win. I'm off to go and buy a kitkat so i can win a golden ticket and get into that house(i'd make ace tv), tatty bye x