Blinky The One Eyed Fish

Alwight peeps, hows it hanging? So, who all checked out my Myspace? Geeks! What did you think? Not that i really care coz i love my page. Told you i wouldn't leave it so long til i came back to annoy you all.
I'm getting all excited coz this time next week i'll be in bonny ol' Scotland! Yay! I can't wait( well actually i can wait for the 6 hour drive,but the rest will be tons of fun!). Oh and next month i am going to see Peaches!!!!!!!!!!!! I saw her at Leeds Festival t'other year and she was awsome. And if that wasn't enough, if i can get the time off work me and Sal are going to see my new favourite band, the totally awsome Zombina And The Skeletones (thats them in that picture) on 30th October. So much fun stuff happening, lucky ol' me. Plus its my birthday in 18 days, I'm gonna be an old codger,24 years old. Thats almost quater of a centuary.Man do i feel old when i say it like that.
Before i forget to mention, my little brother won 2 new goldfish at the fair on Sunday. He already has quite a few in his room. He has 2 big tanks, one has 4 or 5 older fish that are quite big now and the other has his little, young'uns in. As we were checking out his new fishies in their new home we noticed something weird about the biggest and oldest of his fish. One of his fucking eyes has vanished (when i say fucking eyes i don't mean he has special eyes that he uses just for fishy love making i was just swearing to emphasize the sickness). It now has one eye and one hole. Its really quite disgusting. He won't be pulling no lady fishes anytime soon now. God only knows where his eye has gone, Has it been eaten by another fish? Did it just shrivel up and vanish, perhaps one of the new fishes put a gypsy curse on him......(after all they did come from the gypo fun fair)who knows? Its just one of lifes little mysteries like where did I leave my broken pen lid, phone card, pen torch and my "are you good enough to go to heaven?" leaflet?(the answer is yes by the way. I am good enough. Well i think i am anyway).
Right then, it's been a pleasure as always and i'll speak to y'all soon
byeeeeeeeeeee