"these are crazy crazy nights"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGgggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! I really hate my fucking job sometimes. For the last 3 nights theres been a crazy bloke in( and i mean a fucking nut buster) he kept trying to put poo under the door of his cell then put his clothes in the toilet and put them back on. And guess which lucky person had the erm........pleasure of speaking to him every 15 minutes for 10 hours. Yes, thats correct it was muggins here. I'm so glad i'm off til next wednesday.
Its my birthday on Monday(woohoo) but i'm really disappointed with a few people (not dan though coz he's organised something for the 30th so he's exempt from my wrath!) coz we were going to go out that night (aswell as the 30th) but no fucker seems to be able to come.In fact the only person who has said they'd defo be out on Monday (did i mention that its my birthday) is Sam who is very cool but i don't know her that well. So i'm abit torn ,should i go out with a couple of people or should i sack it off?.............Hmmmmmmm.
Oh yeah just to cheer me up more at the moment, work are being gay( i think i may of mentioned that I FUCKING HATE MY JOB!!!!!) and not letting me have the time off to go and see Peaches or Zombina. AND i never ended up going to Scotland coz everyone was ill. So i've been and am in the happiest mood i've ever been in (i'm may be being a tad sarcastic there).
I really am trying to think of something fun to say but i can't so i'm gonna end my rant now.
bye for now

Blinky The One Eyed Fish

Alwight peeps, hows it hanging? So, who all checked out my Myspace? Geeks! What did you think? Not that i really care coz i love my page. Told you i wouldn't leave it so long til i came back to annoy you all.
I'm getting all excited coz this time next week i'll be in bonny ol' Scotland! Yay! I can't wait( well actually i can wait for the 6 hour drive,but the rest will be tons of fun!). Oh and next month i am going to see Peaches!!!!!!!!!!!! I saw her at Leeds Festival t'other year and she was awsome. And if that wasn't enough, if i can get the time off work me and Sal are going to see my new favourite band, the totally awsome Zombina And The Skeletones (thats them in that picture) on 30th October. So much fun stuff happening, lucky ol' me. Plus its my birthday in 18 days, I'm gonna be an old codger,24 years old. Thats almost quater of a centuary.Man do i feel old when i say it like that.
Before i forget to mention, my little brother won 2 new goldfish at the fair on Sunday. He already has quite a few in his room. He has 2 big tanks, one has 4 or 5 older fish that are quite big now and the other has his little, young'uns in. As we were checking out his new fishies in their new home we noticed something weird about the biggest and oldest of his fish. One of his fucking eyes has vanished (when i say fucking eyes i don't mean he has special eyes that he uses just for fishy love making i was just swearing to emphasize the sickness). It now has one eye and one hole. Its really quite disgusting. He won't be pulling no lady fishes anytime soon now. God only knows where his eye has gone, Has it been eaten by another fish? Did it just shrivel up and vanish, perhaps one of the new fishes put a gypsy curse on him......(after all they did come from the gypo fun fair)who knows? Its just one of lifes little mysteries like where did I leave my broken pen lid, phone card, pen torch and my "are you good enough to go to heaven?" leaflet?(the answer is yes by the way. I am good enough. Well i think i am anyway).
Right then, it's been a pleasure as always and i'll speak to y'all soon
byeeeeeeeeeee